" the man replied."Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad's just the same – forget about it; it happens to boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically."I only wish it was that," continued the customer, "but it's far worse than that. The little devil has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant." Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the bartender."It's not," said the man. "The little bastard stuck a pin in all my condoms."This one is compliments of BobLife's Demerit System ... In the world of romance, one single rule applies:MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!Do something she likes, and you get points.Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.You don't get any points for doing something she expects.Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:SIMPLE DUTIESYou make the bed. (+1)You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)You go out. I replied, “Well, you are thinking of doing some pretty adult things, so it’s time for me to treat you like an adult.”Karen said, “Belle, you were practically born riding and roping and stuff, so your maidenhead is probably torn or maybe gone altogether, but when the doctor does the pelvic exam, they can remove your hymen if you want. That makes it so it doesn’t hurt your first time. Having a guy pop your cherry with his dick is highly overrated babes.”“Wow! Lots to think about. Thanks Aunt Karen,” Belle said.I swallowed hard and then said, “Bella, there’s another thing to think about. You know your grandpa was my first lover. He was really gentle and made it totally excellent for me in every way. Your dad is also an excellent lover, as I’m sure you’ve figured out by now from all the happy noises my sister-wives and I make. If you want, if you’ve ever daydreamed about one of them or your Uncle Joshua being your first, you know they’d all be honored to be your first.”Belle giggled and.
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