”She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”Her parents aren’t speaking to me anymore.If you know any Republicans that would get a chuckle out of this, share it with them.Most Democrats will just delete it; I guess the logic escapes them...TWO MALE SENIORS DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHELTHE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, ‘GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK. I’M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.’THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, ‘YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL. What I said was hell yes. And thus began the best and worse relationship I ever had. I knew it was wrong to be with her but at the same time I was so into her that it didn't register. We were inseparable but didn't do anything other than make out once in a while for the first few months instead of just jumping in bed and I was just fine with that. I was really and honestly in love for the first time ever. Jump to Christmas 5 months later, we are visiting her grandmother for the holiday and I am introduced as a co worker of her step dad. The only people that know we are together besides us are Brian and her parents who gave their blessing after a looooong talk and fatherly threat about me disappearing and never being found if I ever hurt her. After a lovely evening of great food and company Amanda said she was tired and wanted to go home, so her mom asked me to drive her and stay there until she got home in a couple hours. We pulled into the drive then walked into the house,.
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