. did you set that up too!?" Of course not! Carol told me that Stan wanted to meet you and she made ithappen. I was not involved in any way, but you two seem to get along justfine, so it seems that Carol was right!" Yeah, he's cute, and I like him a lot dad." Thats good honey. Why don't you ask him to be your escort for thefundraiser we're hosting next month. Black tie of course. And by the way,we're having a very special guest."All that sounded like a request but it wasn't. I obeyed him anyway. Stanand I went out that night and I asked him to be my escort. Of course hesaid yes. By then Stan and I had gotten into some heavy petting, andgroping and so on. Guys have only one thing on their minds when they get agirl all worked up, but we girls have a duty to be resistant to those sameurges, which is very hard. I was ready for more and forgot my duty. Duringour embrace I touched him. His reaction was immediate and gratifying, andhe quickly had his member out of his pants. I touched him. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.8. I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.10. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One ... or two?13. What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.14. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.16. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.17. So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.18. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.19. A blind man.
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