Before I get any further into this story, I need to give you a little more background information about Davy's unique and eccentric family.Davy's mother, Caroline, was a gorgeous-looking woman! She was a dead ringer for the famous actress, Elizabeth Taylor, back when Ms. Taylor was in her mid to late 30's. And it wasn't only Caroline's face and her hair that looked like Ms. Taylor's, either. It was her body, too.I know, because I had seen Caroline's curvaceous, naked body every time that I walked into the front living room of Davy's house. There was a 4-foot-tall, oil-painted-on-canvas, full-color portrait of Davy's totally nude mother, striking a very provocative pose--with her big boobs hanging out for all to see.Caroline was also a very sweet person. But then she had to be, in order to stay married to Davy's dad, who was kind of a keep-to-himself, stoic kind of guy. He was also an artist extraordinaire, and actually made a very good living doing nothing but artist-related. 'Mum: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on Daddy's lap.'...There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'The priest thought long and hard and then said,'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'This one is compliments of RrroscoA salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: "Don't miss Jock TheAmazing Scotsman".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three.
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