I take my professional, distanced attitude. With stiff voice I answer "50 bucks for my ass", aiming high, maybe hoping he backs off, I am not in the mood for a guy like him, but on the other side I can’t afford. "30, he replies. That's the price the others told me" OK, let's get started. Money first" I say and climb up into his truck. The truck is dirty, full of beer cans, waste, porn magazines and a half eaten pizza on the driver seat. The ceiling is pretty high so the guy can stand upright in the cabin. I grab the 30 dollars and pull down my pants. Then I take the lube from my hand bag and climb into the back of the cabin. He grabs my hips half way. I rest with my upper body on his dirty bed, my knees on the hard ground, it is aching and uncomfortable but I do my best to get into a good doggy position. The guy already pushes his dick at my ass but I yell at him to wait. I hardly manage to get the lube tube open and apply enough on my asshole. I quickly run my finger inside but he. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?Me neither.I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented ... I forgot where I was going with this.I love being over 50. I learn something new every day ... and forget 5 others.A thief broke into my house last night ... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW!, Right?I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.This is compliments of John L.A little something I thought would make you smile. A twist on the old USAF Enlisted Performance Eval from back in the 80's. Worker's Performance Evaluation Report"Under the Freedom of Information Act and the Federal Privacy Act of 1974, I understand that my work performance is being documented. I have the right to examine and copy such documentation. I have the right to review and discuss differences in order to resolve.
If you always wanted to watch high-quality sex videos but you never had the money to pay for a membership, videopornxblog.com has managed to find a solution in order to provide top content for free! Just tune in to the videopornxblog.com main page and get started with browsing the categories, the model lists, and the features. You will love the numerous fucking XXX content, the hot videos, and the HD quality. Fast streaming speeds are embedded in the video player, so seeing the chicks getting laid in your favorite scenes will be a real delight.