So, Dr. Nash…”Caller: “That’s Sam, please.”Operator: “How sweet, Sam. Well my name is Kitten.”Caller: “Kitten? Seriously? Are you some kind of part time porn star or pole dancer?”Operator: “I’m sorry???”Caller: “Scratch that…I apologize. I’m just extremely stressed right now, Kitten. Please forgive me. I hope you’ll understand, I haven’t the slightest idea how to cook a meal, and I’ve been left to prepare this massive Christmas feast all on my lonesome!”Operator: “Sam, I want you to take a breath. Now tell me what you have there and how you want to prepare it”Caller: “I’ve got this turkey…this ButterBall Turkey. I had to go buy it just before I called because my wife left me with a frozen bird in a block of ice that won’t thaw out till the apocalypse.”Operator: “I see…and the grocer, he gave you a fresh one from the back did he?”Caller: “Yes. How did you know that?”Operator: “Well, I mean, I just assumed…”Caller: “Never mind. Say, what are these lips beside the. Jason was excited about riding in the limo. Barbara’s parents would be keeping Jason, while Barbara and Jeremy were on their honeymoon. When they arrived at the airport, Jason wanted something from McDonalds at the other end of the terminal, so Barbara and her father took him to get his dinner. Hilda and Jeremy found a dark corner in a cocktail lounge and ordered drinks. When the waitress arrived she smiled as she noticed Hilda with her hand massaging Jeremy’s cock through his pants. Leaning over the table to give Jeremy a full view of her tits in a see through bra, she said “Let me know if you need any help.” “I don’t need any help,” Hilda said as she unzipped Jeremy’s slacks and pulled his cock out and started stroking it under the table. The waitress got paged for another table, and said “Have Fun” as she walked away smiling. Hilda worked quickly and used a napkin to catch the cum just as they saw the others returning. They left a nice tip for the waitress and as they walked out.
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