"DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."Brian: "Sara."DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"Brian: "She is gonna kill me."DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"Brian: "She is gonna kill me."DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"Brian: "About 10 minutes."DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."DJ: "Uh huh..."Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the. Of course, his specialty was strong-arm robbery, and he had the body for it. His weapon of choice was two double barrel 10-gauge shotguns that were sawed off to be much like pistols. He could shoot one-handed with either hand, so he was nobody to trifle with.He was traveling, of necessity, by buckboard, so we had no trouble beating him to El Paso. We had made the rounds of every saloon and bordello in town describing Simpson and leaving word on how we could be contacted. We weren't worried, even the shady places didn't want to get on the wrong side of federal lawmen, so we knew that we would get the word as soon as Simpson showed himself anywhere in town.We had to hang around El Paso for a week before we got word that Homer Simpson had been seen. He had spent the night at Mrs. Ogden's Boarding House for Young Ladies, and showed no sign of being in a hurry to leave. Several oversized whores worked there, so Simpson must have felt at home. Whatever the reason, he was still on the.
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