"I grabbed her hand and put them both on the table, showing everyone our affection for one another.Later that evening, everyone had gone to bed. There was a knock on our door. I got up to see who it was.Through the door, Aunt Liz said, "I'm sorry kids, I should've minded my own business—Will you forgive me for this?"I opened the door, seeing her in a t-shirt and panties, and said, "Aunt Liz, come on in." I could see that Christine was a little intimidated by our aunt's big curves, especially her rather conspicuous breasts.Sitting down, she said, "So, what precipitated your becoming Lovers exactly?"I took my sister's hand and explained our birthday party, our kiss and everything else, except the specifics of what we'd done sexually. I didn't think she needed that information."Your Dad explained what happened between us?" she asked."Only that you and he had a fling when he was 16 and you were 15. He talked about a moonlit night you two took a walk together..." ... And ended the night. .. it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the blonde replies.“The rope should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:“Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.”The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”Two blonde men find three.
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