The world is just getting too complex for me.They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them with me.Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look. I was recently asked if I tweet. I answered, "No, but I do fart a lot."P.S. I know some of you are not over 60. I sent it to you to allow you to forward it to those who are. I figured your sense of humor could handle it.We senior citizens don't need any more gadgets. The TV remote and the garage door remote are about all we can handle.No virus found in this message.This one is from LarryRaising ChildrenWhenever your kids are out of control you can take comfort. " Dude, my dad is going to kick my ass when he finds that bottle gone. I'm going to be lucky if I get off with a grounding." Nah, he won't even remember he owned it. I fixed his memory. As far as he's concerned he only bought three bottles, not four." You messed with my parent's memories?" I didn't like that a bit."Settle down kid, it didn't hurt anything. I can't afford to let you get grounded right now, there's too much to do." Like what?" You'll find out. Now, go get ready for school."I huffed and started getting ready. I had showered the night before, so I dressed then washed my face. I met mom and dad in the kitchen. We exchanged good mornings and then sat down to eat. Mom had really out done herself, bacon, eggs, toast, and juice. It looked wonderful."John, I looked over that estimate and it seems a little high. When you get a chance run by Shelton's and see what they'll do it for." OK dad, I'll try to do that after school. I have to pick up Karen's home work and take it over to.
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