By then they were always dry; I hadn't had a chance, nor even a desire, to jerk off into them.All this morning action left Mom free to take care of Dad at night. Until that one bewildering Friday evening. Already in my pajamas, I had switched off the TV and was on my way to my bedroom."Ned, why don't you come in here and join your Dad and me?"Huh?The lights were off; only a bit of moonlight shone through the windows. Soft music hovered around the room. Two shapes lay under the comforter. I knew I wasn't being invited in to discuss my school grades. Moving around to my Mom's side of the bed, I lifted the corner of the cover."Take off your pj's, Ned."Neither coaxing nor threats were necessary, and my body was quickly naked. I slid in next to Mom and began to suck on her nipples. At the same time, my hand moved down and my fingers entered a gooey cunt. I knew from listening to my friends at school all about the concept of 'sloppy seconds', but since my sole experience was with Mom —. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes.17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!Send to the men who need a laugh and women with a good sense of humor.Teacher Arrested At Toronto Pearson AirportA high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto Pearson.
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