”An Irish Lesson:How to get to Heaven from Ireland.(A story from an Irish Sunday School teacher)I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday School class, to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.I asked them: If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?’‘NO!’ the children answered.‘If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?’Again, the answer was ‘NO!’‘If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?’Again, they all answered ‘NO!’I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued. Then how can I get into heaven?’A little boy shouted out: ‘YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN’ DEAD.’It’s a curious clan, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn’t it.This One Is Compliments of John a.The ‘middle wife’ by an anonymous 2nd grade teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids. Emma saw me watching and said naughty boy clean up your spunk. I did as I was told and slurped it up. Emma then lubed the dildo up and made me sit on it while licking her pussy clean of her juices, as sitting on the dildo surprisingly it slipped straight in as Emma lowered herself onto my now hard cock again. Grinding in Emma’s pussy and feeling the dildo deep in my ass was a great feeling and within moments I was squirting the contents of my balls inside Emma’s juicy wet cunt. After finishing up I was ordered to lick the pussy clean and swallow all of my cum again. Emma stayed the night in the guest room and I had truly had my fix for that weekend anyway. The following weekend we had arranged to meet a bi male named Craig. We drove to a local car park and had decided we were going to fuck in the car. Me and Craig had been chatting online before hand and had cams together liking what we saw we were here in the car park. As I flashed the headlights at the white ford focus he walked.
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