.. 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie WeddingThis fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding. Chairs are flying and women are crying.The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.They all are brought to the court house and all you can hear is chatter."Order in my court", screams the judge. "Can someone come up and please explain what happened?"Johnny speaks up, "Well you sees judge, at a Newfie wedding its tradition for the first mate to have a dance with the bride.So I gets up there and I'm dancing with the bride. She was grinding up on me you see and Tommy the groom didn't take kindly to that."So Tommy walks up and kicks her right in the pussy!!!" Right in the pussy?" The judge cringes as he says, "That must have hurt."Johnny says, "Hurt!!?? Broke three of me. Some dick tasted ok, and some didn’t, and some smelt bad too. Their cum all tasted different too. Some was sweet and some was bitter. Some tasted of tobacco, one had a fishy taste and another one tasted of apples. By the time I had finished I had swallowed six big loads and I felt full in my belly. I had tears on my face and I had dribbled too. There was cum on my face from where some of it leaked out of my mouth, and also where it had come down my nose. I must have looked a real mess. I started to climb out from under and there were flashes, and I saw that some of them were taking photos of me and my face.“Oh my Carl you look so wonderfully slutty my boy. You had better go and clean yourself up in the bathroom, but first give me your jeans”“What!!!!!”“Give me your jeans. I will put them with the photos. You might think of running off when there is still so much to do, and if you don’t have any jeans on I don’t think you will risk going outside”I did what he said and I heard gasps.
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