”“Do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?”He goes, “No, I like big, hard, throbbing cocks.”“Why are you a vegetarian?” I asked him. And it wasn’t even because meat is bad for you.He said that “raising cattle was bad for the planet -- with cow flatulence in the ozone and the clearing of land for the raising of cattle. What are you doing to help the environment?”“I’m eating the cow.”On Deer Hunting:If you ever miss one, it’s because the bullet’s moving too fast.Slow the bullet down to 55 miles an hour, put some headlights and a little horn on it -- the deer will actually jump in front of the bullet.There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next night, the kids showed up and. " Tommy, you are an incurable optimist. I'm thinking at least five years after we finish school."And I'm the incurable optimist? But then, it never hurts to dream.The next day we got together with Bob and Sue for a day on the Lady Suzanne. While our ladies talked and sunned themselves Bob and I concentrated on catching lunch. Well, that and enjoying some of the great local beer. Neither Beth nor I were big drinkers, but sitting on a boat tickling fish under the warm Caribbean sun just seemed to require a good beer ... or two.After we'd caught enough fish for lunch, Bob set up a table on the deck. "And now for your first surgery lesson," he said as he pulled out a long, thin knife.Beth and Sue worked their way back as Bob was teaching me the finer points of filleting our catch. One look at what we were doing and they decided to hide in the galley to fix the rest of the food.After we ate and cleaned up the four of us stretched out on the two couches on the aft deck and tried to catch up.
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