> The wife got pregnant> and delivered a healthy baby boy.> The joyful father rushed to the nursery> to see his new son.> He was horrified> at the ugliest c***d he had ever seen.> He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the> father of this baby.> Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!> Have you been fooling around behind my back?"> The wife smiled sweetly and replied:> "Not this time!">>> The 3rd Affair>> A mortician was working late one night.> He ! examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,> about to be cremated,> and made a startling discovery.> Schwartz had the largest private part> he had ever seen!> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician> commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated> with such an impressive private part.> It must be saved for posterity."> So, he removed it,> stuffed it into his briefcase,> and took it home> "I have something to show> you won't believe," he said to his wife,> opening his briefcase.> "My God!" the wife exclaimed,> "Schwartz is dead!">>> The. He came back and had no word about 8 bags of Charlie he said were pure not bashed and yeh he was right after trying a line it was good gear. I offered to hang up his coat he took it off.......... He was wearing a tight white armani t shirt with massive gold chain & bracelet and grey trackys and wow what a bulge he had on him. About a hour later after just general talking music on on tv he went to loo again. Ryan sat back down on my corner couch and I said wow im wired and made up another line for us both and he came closer to me reaching for the plate i racked the lines on. But he stayed closer to me not moving where he was sat previously sat on the sofa.We got talking and asked if had a bird he was explained about nasty break up and he was single and not do anything for like 3months. I laughed and said im shocked and said well you are hardly ugly I thought you would have loads of lasses on go. He said been on pof ect but too much drama and I laughed saying that's why I'm glad I.
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