Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.Plato: For the greater good.Aristotle: It is the nature of all chickens to cross roads.Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.Timothy Leary: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let him take.Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping50 tons of nerve gas on it.Ronald Reagan: I forgotCaptain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.Hippocrates: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.Louis Farrakhan: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him. He said that he’d try to get Hildy off of my back, we shook hands as we parted, not friends but not enemies, and Steph duly got herself an attorney.Financially we were about level; we’d been earning pretty much the same salary. I conceded a point and made the divorce grounds irreconcilable difficulties rather than adultery; there was no point in making her antagonistic and dragging things out. Her lawyer was of course still trying to get more out of me – presumably to pad his fees – so we would have to go in front of the judge anyway.My lawyer advised me to go with it; we’d given ground and they hadn’t, and he’d tell the judge exactly that. We got ourselves a court date and I started concentrating on work once again.How did I find out my wife was cheating?I probably would never have noticed.Steph had clearly studied the Cheating Wives Handbook, especially the paragraph on page two where it said not to reduce or change the amount of sex your clueless cuckolded stupid doofus of a.
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