His lithe physique was covered by a rather sexy dusting of dark hair and his face was neither ugly nor handsome but bore the look of a mischievous hick, if that makes any sense to you.The feature on Johnson’s body, however, which alludes to the title of this story, was the shape of his dick. It truly looked like a large carrot. From a thick base, the knob tapered to a thin non-retractable foreskin overhang that appeared to have no cock-head. It was as if Mother Nature had forgotten to place a glans at the end of his dick.In the communal showers shortly after our arrival, one of the recruits joked, “Jesus, Johnson, if Bugs Bunny saw your dick, you’d be in big trouble.” Amid the laughter, the ‘Joker’ continued, “You should dye your pubes green, and then your cock would have the authentic look for Bugs Bunny’s favourite food.”Convivially, Johnson laughed along as he flapped his ‘vegetable’ about, before replying that if anyone wanted to gobble on his carrot, they should feel free to do. He is supposed to be calling roadside assistance.“Well,” I replied, “it’s pretty warm out here, do you want to wait in my car?”She hand-bushed back a wayward lock of hair and sized me up.“Sure,” she replied.I headed back to my car and she followed me, sliding into the passenger seat. Almost immediately, I could smell the all-to-familiar aroma of alcohol.“So where have you been?” I asked, striking up a conversation.“I was down at the 249,” she replied, a local bar known as a hang out for non-working wives and soccer moms.I smiled and told her I had never been in the 249, but that I had heard it was a laid-back place.“Lots of bitches,” she replied.Her name was Tammy. She was twenty-five years old, married and had a kid in first grade.“The 249 can be fun at times, but you have to put up with a lot of bitchy women,” Tammy said. “Everyone fighting over the same old men.”I shook my head up and down like I understood.“So, you’re married,” Tammy noted, looking down at my left hand.“Well,” I.
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