... then get a dog.BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness......... then get a cat!You thought I was gonna say ... marry a man, didn't you?Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.Send this to all the men just to annoy them!You... ... have a GREAT Day!!!Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter.We don't stop laughing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop laughing.I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.This one is compliments of SamThere are a few repeats but they are worth a second readUnderstanding Engineers #1:Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get. So I got to thinking about your random mumbling and headed back up the stairs." So out of jealousy and hormones you came back up here," stated Jack feeling less confused by the minute."Yes she did," said Denise picking up the story. "SO here we are, you and I, discarding clothing. Well, actually I think all the clothing was pretty much discarded, you were lying on the bed and I was on my knees on the floor going down on you when I suddenly felt someone stroking my hair. I pulled off and turned to see who it was only to have Jill plant a tongue filled kiss on me. She was kneeling there next to me, so after I got over being startled, she asked if she could play too. Since you looked like you could pass out at any moment, I figured there was no harm and it might be fun if you didn't know who was doing you."Jack, I would have to say you did surprise me though. I figured you were too drunk to get hard, but once we had you up, you stayed hard. We fooled around with you for a few minutes.
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