Her eyes were sultry and seductive. Her lips curved into a naughty smile as she nonchalantly touched her sexy body.Aadhya bit her lip as it glistened blood-red from her lipstick. She was fair, so the lipstick made her face look that much sexier. She wore a pair of large, grey glasses to tie the look together. It’s such a shame that her outfit was gonna be all over the floor pretty soon!She had a parcel with her, and she held it up to the cam. She seemed very invested in her character.Aadhya: Sir, I am so sorry! I had just gone to get your lunch, but they messed up the order. Instead of lunch, they gave me chocolate sauce and a can of whipped cream instead! I tried arguing with them to refund my order, but they said there is a “No refund” policy.Me: Whipped cream and chocolate sauce? (I was completely confused.)Aadhya (giggling mischievously): Yes, sir! They fucked up the order. I know I have only been here for two weeks. What can I do to make it better?Me (finally catching on to her. "Why are men so bad at sex and driving?Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.How can you tell if a man is really well hung?When you can just slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.What do men and tights have in common?They're both apt to cling, run, and never fit properly between your legs.What is the real difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.Why do men like smart, sexy women?Opposites attract.Why is psychoanalysis so much quicker for men than for women?Men don't need to be regressed back to their c***dhood.Why are well-dressed men always married?Because their wife chooses their clothes for them.What do you call a man with only half a brain?Gifted.Why are men such wankers?Because they have a willy with a head but.
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