If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal.9. I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected.10. There are two sides to every divorce, his and the shithead bitch's - opps I mean witch's.11. I love being married, it's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.12. I am a nobody and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.13. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America???15. Having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words, "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."19. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend. You keep going like that until you have nothing left but the little cardboard stick. Now the stick is hard and solid and not nearly so pretty but at least it doesn’t melt away into nothing. On the other hand, you can’t really eat the stick so, on its own, the stick isn’t worth much. The other thing you get left with when you’ve eaten all that cotton candy is a sick feeling in your stomach and a bit of a sugar-rush.So reality is like cotton candy.Okay, maybe not all the time and maybe not for everybody but that’s what reality seemed like for me. I stood on the pavement outside of our house. That was reality. I wanted to go inside. That was reality. But I was fairly sure that my house wasn’t as small as it appeared. I half expected a rabbit in a waist-coat to come hopping out of it at any moment. I desperately wanted to have a better grip on reality before I went inside. But my brain was playing tricks on me and every time I tried to grasp onto reality, it melted away – just like.
If you always wanted to watch high-quality Indian Bhabhi Giving Her Man A Hot Blowjob And Getting Cumshots sex videos but you never had the money to pay for a membership, videopornxblog.com has managed to find a solution in order to provide top Indian Bhabhi Giving Her Man A Hot Blowjob And Getting Cumshots content for free! Just tune in to the videopornxblog.com main page and get started with browsing the categories, the model lists, and the features. You will love the numerous fucking XXX content, the hot Indian Bhabhi Giving Her Man A Hot Blowjob And Getting Cumshots videos, and the HD quality. Fast streaming speeds are embedded in the video player, so seeing the chicks getting laid in your favorite Indian Bhabhi Giving Her Man A Hot Blowjob And Getting Cumshots scenes will be a real delight.