Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and they began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F’, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as ‘giving the bird.’And yew thought yew knew about every plucking thing.Unexpected Visitor!A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home for?”Husband answers, “Because he’s. ” Helen waited for her friends reaction.“Wow,” said Alice, “it affected you that much?”Helen felt relief that her friend hadn’t taken offence at her confession, she decided to be completely honest. “I’m afraid there’s more.”Alice indicated for her to continue.“You recall I called to borrow some stockings, well I couldn’t help noticing when I was putting on those stockings how Simon reacted, you know he must have been able to see up between my legs when I was doing up the clips of my suspenders, he obviously found it arousing as he pressed his hand into his lap.”“Good god,” exclaimed Alice, “he must have a thing for older women, I’m sorry if that offended you Helen?”Helen thought for a moment, “I’m going to take a risk on damaging our friendship, but to tell you the truth Alice when I was masturbating I imagined that I was in bed with you and Simon.” The shock was apparent on Alice’s face and for a moment Helen thought she had gone too far, she appeared to be thinking for a moment.
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