" What if he shows up?" He won't. And even if he did, Paul would get rid of him." Well, okay, I guess..." Chuck's going to be here, too."Well, that was the deciding factor. I adore Chuck. We're pretty close, and once I had left Dave, Chuck and I were able to indulge in some of the most incredible, mind-blowing sex I had ever experienced.So after work, I went over to Heather's house, where she was working on dinner."Laura, if you don't mind, go and get Chuck and bring him back with you."I strolled down the road a few yards to Chuck's house and knocked on the door. He hollered for me to come in and I did, and then leaned over to hug him. Instead, he kissed me.When we got back over to Heather's, Paul was home and dinner was ready. I went into the kitchen to help Heather with something, and Chuck followed me.Paul and Heather are so much in love. It's the sweetest thing when you watch them kiss each other. When they did, I felt a little sad, because it used to be like that when I was first. Why is psychoanalysis so much quicker for men than for women?Men don't need to be regressed back to their c***dhood.Why are well-dressed men always married?Because their wife chooses their clothes for them.What do you call a man with only half a brain?Gifted.Why are men such wankers?Because they have a willy with a head but no brains that hangs out with two nuts and lives next door to an arsehole.What do a beer bottles and men have in common?They are both empty from the neck up.Why can women never find their way to a man's heart?Because they aim too high.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.Why don't women talk during foreplay?They don't have enough time.Why does it take three million sperm to fertilize one single egg?Because they're too stupid to ask for directions.How does a man show a woman that he is planning for the future?He buys ten cases of beer.What is the difference between men and premium bonds?Premium bonds might.
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