..I should begin by telling you that I have an almost insatiable thirst for Shemales. I have had several encounters with Shemales over the course of my life thus far. From meeting them at bars that specifically cater to the Shemale community...to (I'm not embarassed to admit it) sometimes paying for the company of Shemales and their rather large packages.With the technological advances that we all enjoy, now I have been able to sometimes meet and get to know Shemales through Instagram. It was through Instagram that I was fortunate enough to make the acquaintance of Alexis. We chatted back and forth for a while and then agreed to meet on a Friday. The evening came when we met at a bar, we talked, felt each other out and hit it off. That evening, Alexis came back with me to my apartment. After smoking some bud with her, drinking some wine and listening to some mood setting music, I leaned over and planted a kiss on Alexis's full soft lips. She was very good at kissing and used. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.“What are you doing?” They ask her.“I’m hanging myself.” She said.The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that and I couldn’t breath.”One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”The mother responds, “Very good honey.” The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?” And the mother responds, “Yes dear.”Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! ... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”The mother says, “Very good honey.” The blonde then asked. “Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” The mother.
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