A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” “Throw out an anchor, sir”. “What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” “Throw out another anchor, sir”. “And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?” “Throw out another anchor”. “Hold on,” said the Captain “where are you getting all your anchors from?” “From the same place you’re getting your storms, sir”.A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn’t hear the message. “Would you repeat that?” the operator asked. “Not if I can help it” said the mother.An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel. As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down. Surprised as he was, he didn’t say anything, feeling himself a ‘guest’ and not wanting to make. Riding into the cove, I remove the dildo from my swollen pussy as I jump off and push the jet ski onto the small beach. Grabbing my bag out of the compartment, I head up a small trail to a nice clearing.I pull a small blanket out of my backpack and lay it on the ground, then I take out my toy. Taking off my life jacket, I drop it onto the ground.As I start to lie down on the blanket, I hear two men talking and I see them come into the cove. I watch them behind the foliage as one of them gets off his boat.I see him start to unzip his pants as I watch from behind the bushes. He starts to relieve himself. He has a nice looking cock and I am almost so horny I would let them fuck me, but I think better of that and continue to watch.Watching and waiting to make sure they are out of sight, I walk back to my spot. Lying down on my blanket, I can feel how wet my pussy is.Grabbing my toy, I turn it on as I rub it on my clit with one hand, and with the other, I feel my breasts. I stop rubbing.
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