" Oh. Of course, Mr...Adam." Jordan forced a smile on his face.He sat gingerly on Adam's desk, smoothing out his skirt as he sat down."Now, this being your first meeting I'm going to give you some tips onhow you can help me out." Jordan quieted a shudder as he sat beside himplacing a meaty hand on Jordan's knee. "You'll need to take notes ofcourse, and bring us drinks or food if we need anything. Do you thinkyou can handle that?" Of co-" Jordan bit back on his pride once more, "Like, I mean, sure.Adam, I just, like, wanted to thank you, for, like, giving me a chanceto work with you." Jordan traced his fingers on top of Adam's arm withthe best fake, and eager, smile he could muster. If Mrs. Bridgette foundanything weird, he needed someone in his corner...as disgusting as itmade him feel."Thank me, huh?" Yeah...I thought...maybe..." 'oh god I'm gonna hurl' "like, I could dosomething that would, like, show how very thankful I am."Jordan's crimson finger tips lightly trailed up Adam's. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.And the Nun once again said, 'Very good, ' and Susie fell back asleep.The Nun asked her a third question... 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie WeddingThis fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding. Chairs are flying and women are crying.The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.They all are brought to the court house and all you can hear is chatter."Order in my court", screams the judge. "Can someone come up and please explain what happened?"Johnny speaks up, "Well you sees judge, at a Newfie wedding its tradition for the first mate to have a dance with the bride.So I gets up there and I'm dancing with the bride. She was grinding up on me you see and Tommy the groom didn't take kindly to that."So Tommy walks up and kicks her right.
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