”To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, “Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!”Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out “Yahtzee!”While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors opens.Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it.”Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).Shout random numbers while someone is counting.At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem.Walk into a very busy person’s office and. If you are afraid of doing it at school we can meet at my house because both of my parents work. But I promise I will show you things you never dreamed of before. You can trust me.”It got so good I was invited to slumber parties. And my excuse for not fucking was the fact I was a virgin. They believed me and felt so much more comfortable because having an orgasm with me was safe.So high school, Round (2) got a lot more interesting. But of course I had to work downtown after school every day and on weekends sometimes. So I was a very busy boy with the attributes of the goddess’s given.I had to catch a city bus, two transfers, to get downtown to my job in a print shop, a pretty dirty job at that. Same bus, same time, I got on with a girl whose reputation was that of a “Loose” girl because she supposedly had fucked one of the popular guys, a football player. I thought she was pretty and I felt bad for her because I could tell she suffered that Scarlet Letter she invisibly wore. Things.
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