”“You mean he’s got one that long?” asked the surprised mortician.“No,” she replied. “That dead.”I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”.Well here is the low down on the whole thing... When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug’em and Pamper’ em. When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink.He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around. Main tayar ho ke aya or thori der balcony me khara ho gaya to dekha ki niche wali balcony me ek sundar si larki khari thi or uske cleavage saf saf dikh rahe the upper se who bhi kafee sunder thi bariya lag rahi thi top or skirt me.Main kafee der tak use dekhta raha but use nhi pata chala kyo ki main thora sa chupke uski khubsurti dekh raha tha. Tabhi bhabhi aa gayi or mujhe is tarah se dekh kar woh thora choki fir unho ne niche dekha to unhe who larki dikhi or fir unho ne mujhe dekha or muskarai or boli kya hua.Main dar gaya or bola kuch nhi bas ayse hi kahre the or ye kah kar main under aa gaya or bed pe bayth gaya. Fir bhabhi bhi under aa gayi or mere pass byath kar bate karne lagi kuch mere bare me puchti or kuch mere gharwalo ke or kuch apne bare me batati.Hum kafee der tak hasi majak karte rah eek dusre se or kayi bate yad kar kar ke khub hase bhi. Fir hum khana kahne lobby me aye or sofe pe byath ka khana kahane lage tabhi bhabhi ne mujhse meri girlfriend ke bare me pucha to.
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