I walk around the house and yard naked whenever possible. It make going out and doing things like feeding the horse and dogs or doing something that required me to bend over or be on my hands and knees interesting sometimes. We have six outside dogs, all male, and there were times that one or more of them tried to mount me. My friend Bette kept telling me I should let them. Bette lives about two miles down the road and has her own dogs and horses. The difference was she has been banging her critter since she was a kid. She had been trying to get me to try it for years. I had seen her with her pets many times and it was interesting but I never was quite ready to take the plunge.I was out with Bette on dark and slightly rainy night at a local bar across the river. The bar was an old friend of ours and he was also in the same hunting club as Bette’s husband. Well Bette bet me something, I forget what, probably on a basketball game and I lost. The debt to be paid was to be determined. HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTSGod went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’The Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’‘Can you give us an example?’‘Thou shall not kill.’‘Not kill? We’re not interested... ‘So He went to the Blacks,The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, ‘Honour thy Father and Mother.’‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.’He went to the Mexicans, The Mexicans wanted an example - the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’ ‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’He went to the French, They wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’‘Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’Finally, He went to the Jews and said, ‘I have Commandments... ‘‘Commandments?’ They said,‘How much are they?’‘They’re free.’‘We’ll take 10.’After closing time at the bar, the Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his.
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