I asked my Kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’d had, he started counting and then drifted off to sleep.A bloke’s son fell asleep at a party, so for a laugh they decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face? His wife went fucking mental when she looked in his cot!A man goes into the local corner deli. When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans over and whispers “Is it true that you give hand jobs in the back room?” “Why yes, sir” the shop assistant coos. “I’ve already had 5 satisfied customers this morning, and it’s only 11:30am”. “Good good” the man replies. “Well, go and wash yer hands then - I only want a ham sandwich”.Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said “My wife is so dumb, yesterday she dragged home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain’t even got electricity!” The second hillbilly said “My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain’t even got. Being treated like an adult must have compensated for otherfeelings. I got to spend a lot more time with Frances than most kidsget to spend with their mother. I fit so easily into my female role.I never had a second thought about having the operation. Who is tosay that I would not have chosen the same path later in my life hadnot Frances shown the light on the path I chose early in my life.I'll make one last observation about Frances. Had I not had theopportunity to help raise Liz's daughter (a daughter I think of as myown) I might never have had the chance to see how a more conventionalparent raises a child. As much as Liz and I tried to not pull the"Mommy" trump card which is to say to a child "you will do this orthat because I am your Mother and I know what is best for you".Almost from the first time Frances and I started to think ofourselves as girlfriends, she never pulled the "Mommy" rank on me.Certainly when I was a young child eager for her attention I woulddefer to her.
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