They arrange to play golf again the next morning. Once again the woman wins, and she shows her appreciation in the same way on the journey home.This goes on all week, until Friday, when the man reveals he has booked dinner at a restaurant and a night of passion in a hotel. On the way there, the woman suddenly bursts into tears.“I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B ‎When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow student with the surname of Cherkov. You can imagine how a bunch of teen boys pronounced that name. He was something of what may now be called a geek, and would always try to be first to answer questions in class. There was one. No hard labor at all.We thought we were done having babies, Surprise ... We thought Erin was conceived on New Years Day, when we got home from a party and Mary was quite drunk, but she wanted to make love on the sofa, so we did and Erin came nine months later.Elexus was another surprise baby, Elle is only 39 and still looks remarkable – if she grew her hair long – she could be Dani's ... older sister."Jamie, I need you!" I heard Dani say."Are you the father?" the hospital person asked."Yes, I am!" I said, surprising her a little by the look on her face."Wait in here, we'll call you in, in just a moment," she said as I saw Elle come in and give me a hug."Elle, it feels the same at 58 as it did when you were born. Dani wouldn't let them tell me if it was a boy or a girl. She insisted that I be surprised."Back when Mary was first pregnant, many things were different – There was no such thing as Lamaze - not gaining popularity until after 1960 - pictures of the baby from inside the.
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