Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.”3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - “Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.”5. US PGA Commentator - “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is. With pluck pluck sound I made a full entry and she held me tight with her hands and legs tightly wound around me. We never thought of the moral value of our act.It was only physical lust. I fucked her slowly and then increased speed and she shouted that she is cumming. I went on fucking and I too reached my orgasm and shot my fluids into her. My my erection was intact and when I pulled out she got up and washed her cunt. She saw my erection and wanted another fuck then and there.Again making her ly on the floor I fucked her vigorously, but it took longer time. We finished our bath and came back to the bed room naked with moist bodies.We stood before the wall mirror and watched it looked to stand naked. My cock was again getting erection. We fucked on the bed, with me down and she on top.She was very clumsy and my cock slipped away from her hole and she placed it again and jumped. Her boobs were lovely and were bouncing. I held both of them and sucked her nipples to enhance our.
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