My roommate Matt and I decided to celebrate the end of mid-terms with a night at the pub for food, beer, and chicks, the night before we were both heading home for the holidays. By the end of the night, we had agreed that two out of three wasn't bad. Neither of us had been able to score with the ladies so we called it a night and returned to our dorm room drunk and horny.Matt complained, "Shit, I can't believe I struck out with that redhead, I was so sure I was going to get in her pants." Well, you had a pretty creative pick-up line," I quipped, laughing."I know," Matt shrugged, "Hey baby, do you want a piece of my candy cane, was pretty witty I thought." And festive," I added."Exactly," Matt complained, grabbing a beer from the fridge. "How could I possible strike out with a line that good?" That's nothing," I sighed, "Cara with a C, as she stressed three times during our painful conversation about her family, squeezed my cock teasingly before telling me her boyfriend just walked. Did she have the room wired or ... or was she that near?“TRY to take me, you fucking thief!” Dietz shouted back at nothing he could see. “FACE ME, DAMMIT!!!” Now he looked in the shadows not for cameras, but for her.“Now, now, patience, Heiny.” Helen answered. Mander covered his mouth to snicker at Dietz’s new nickname. “You haven’t even finished your list of demands, remember? Who knows; we might even give you one of them if it’s amusing enough.”“Here’s a demand!” He shouted in English. “Go fuck yourself!”“Now you’re getting it, Heiny!” Helen answered gleefully. “Nah, don’t bother working on the list anymore. I just wanted to laugh at it, and you’re providing plenty already. See, if you’d learned about our country before you came, you’d have heard about me. Heard stories of how I’m supposed to be a witch or a demon; some kind of monster. A sadistic, evil bitch whom none dares oppose because I’ll kill them with my magic.”She pulled the pin on the grenade.“The truth is, I’m something.
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