Our Pants May Fall, But Your 401(K) Value Won’t!8. Felonies Dismissed While You Wait7. Slide your fine ass over here and give us a vote, Darlin’!!6. Mmmmmmm ... Peachy!5. Oh, So You Wanna Play Rough, Huh?4. C’mon -- We Didn’t Know He Was THAT Horny!3. We’ve Got Cigarfignugen!2. Impeach THIS!!!and the Number 1 New Slogan for the Democratic Party... 1. Laid in AmericaI eat Swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -- Steven WrightThis guy is sitting at the end of the bar looking gloomy. His friend arrives and sits down beside him. “Why so glum, chum?” he asks his sad friend.“Oh, it’s my wife, she beats me at everything we compete at. Jogging, bowling, tennis, cards ... just everything.”The friend orders a beer and pauses to think. “I know,” he exclaims, “Challenge her to a pissing contest.”“A pissing contest?”“Surely you can out distance her on that ... do it on the front lawn so you can see the difference.”“Ok, I’ll do it.”So he goes home and says to his wife, “I. My daughter gave a yelp of surprise and then moaned, "Yes, Daddy! My butt! Do my tight little butthole! Please!!" I changed position to better see what I was doing, and I picked up the pace of my strokes. With every fourth stroke or so, I would allow my thumb to jam into her ass. Brenda reacted to these little ass-invasions as if she was hit with electricity. She bucked and thrashed and pleaded with me for more."Have you ever had a cock in your ass, slut?" I snarled."Yes, Daddy." Does Patrick fuck your tight, pink little hole?" Yes, he does." Who else has had his cock up your ass?" No one, Daddy. Patrick is the only boy I've ever had." Get ready for your Daddy, you ass-whore." Yes, Daddy."There wasn't any lube handy, other than the spit I was able to manage, and I thought for a moment that I might have promised more than I delivered. But she surprised me by readily opening up to my invading cock, and it glided all the way up her ass in one silken, effortless.
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