As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.‘No, ‘ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’Wife vs. HusbandA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’‘Yep, ‘ the wife replied, ‘in-laws’Who Does WhatA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, ‘You should do it because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.The husband said, ‘You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’Wife replies, ‘No, you. An example: although in this case it didn’t get as far as it might have, in those days HL was fit and well and we were trying to emulate rabbits. Ah me, those were the days! But to continue, a small town newspaper office with two girls, one plump and plain dark haired, the other slim and blonde, although no raving beauty, but as I have said, how few women are. The dark haired girl comes to the counter and I start to talk to her. The other girl has seen me, but like I say, I’m no Adonis so she keeps working. I keep talking to the dark girl, looking her in the eye and smiling and talk turns to chat; she is reacting. The other girl notices this, and jealously flares, she knows she is more attractive and if a bloke is chatting up then she should be receiving that chat up. So she gets up and comes to help. Now, at this point you would transfer your attention to her wouldn’t you? Wrong. Keep going with the other girl. Don’t put the blonde down, but you can use her jealousy to give an ego.
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