‘Okee-dokee kiddo, vat’s your second vish?’ ‘My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.’ ****** P O O F!******** The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems.‘Okay kid, you got just vone more vish.Best you should make it a good vone!’ After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, ‘I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!’ ****** P O O F!******** He was turned into a tampon.THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you’re an Arab doing business with a Jew, there’s bound to be a string attached.This one is compliments of J & B: An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.“I have some good news and some bad news,” says the surgeon. “The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!”“Oh God no!” cries the man. “My golfing is over! Please Doc, what’s the good news?”“The good news is ... I. Mary broke the kiss slowly backing her face away from Mark’s, his eyes were closed. She forgot the affect that she had on men. Mark opened his eyes and looked at his friend’s mother as she opened her robe, revealing her naked body to him. Mark had seen Mary nude before, from a distance, never this close. Her massive breasts sat high on her chest defying gravity, nipples erect. Mark felt himself beginning to drool and caught himself. ‘May I?’ he asked, attempting to conceal his eagerness with charm. ‘Of course,’ Mary said, cupping his head as he pulled the closest nipple into his mouth. She giggled a little as the soft hair of his mustache and goatee tickled her breasts. She let him nurse for several minutes before she stood and took him by the hand, leading him to her bedroom. ~~~ John entered the nudist resort unseen, in ‘stealth mode’ he liked to think of it. His agents were in trouble so he decided this was enough of a priority to forgo the normal protocols. He was both invisible.
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