She's only fourteen and I'm seventeen and she always seems to find the quickest path between stupidity and my hot buttons.Civilized people lock the door when they're in the bathroom but about a month ago, I went to take a bath and when I opened the door, there was Chloe, naked as a plucked goose and with all her paraphernalia hanging out."God damned, Chloe. If I wanted to see all that, I'd buy a God damned ticket," I said as I closed the door on her consternated face.Then the very next day, I passed by her bedroom and she was bending over a box or something with her back to me. Her little skirt had pulled up and I could see her tight, white panties stretched across her delectable little butt."God damned, Chloe, do ya want me to invite the neighbors to the show?"She turned her head and looked at me and I thought she was about to cry. I went on to my room and promptly forgot about it.Then, a couple of days after that, I was laying on the sofa in the living room watching reruns of. So what's the deal with men? If most of us masturbate, why won't we do it together? We watch football together, we drink beer together, and we go to strip clubs together, but suggest one time to your buddies that you guys sit down and jack off together and all of a sudden you're a queer, a faggot, a homosexual! I maintain that you don't have to be homosexual to enjoy jacking off together; it should just be a "guy thing." Did you notice how easily I transitioned from the clinical term "masturbation" to the warm and fuzzy term "jack off?" I think I'll stick with jack-off.After this deep contemplation, I decided that rather than jacking off in secret, I wanted to form a group of guys who would enjoy doing it together. So I put an ad in Craigslist looking for potential members. I wanted to name the club "The Circle," short for "The Circle Jerks." I thought "The Circle" might be more Politically Correct and wouldn't raise eyebrows if was seen on a bowling shirt or a team jacket.I received.
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